No Shopping!

Okay so going to the grocery store while on this diet is a BAD BAD idea!  I was close to ripping open packages and just shoveling stuff into my face right there in the grocery aisle!!

So this is what happened, My son Damien was out of milk and I was voted to go shopping, it's all part of the super secret Turkish plan to derail my diet.  So I go into my local Target Super center.  I quickly grab the milk I needed but then I was checking out what else had low calories that I could buy.  I am not sure if I can have any non-fat yogurt, so I checked the cals, and it was ugly, too much for my limited allowable intake.  Basically the only thing in the store I found was orange flavored zero cal vitamin water and some orange crystal lite.

Let me just say something, no matter what anyone tells you, OptiFast (aka optisludge) does not taste good with anything!!  If anything it ruins the flavor of whatever you mix it with.  Trust me I have tried!  I mixed it with yogurt, and milk and coffee and nothing makes it takes any better.  It's just junk.  You would think the people who make OptiPuke would make it takes better!!  But nooooo, they must torture the fat people...It's a conspiracy by all the skinny folk to keep us fat folk from tasting anything good, because they are jealous that we could eat as much of anything we want and they have to eat grass and drink water and actually exercise.

Oh well, I am hoping to join the army of skinny folks soon.  I too will eat greens and drink water and exercise my booty off, literally!! :)