Lost Day?

How weird is this?  I have lost a day somewhere.  So I started out with a 14 day (2weeks) OptiFast Diet but this is day 10 and I have 5 days left...WHA???  Who added a day on my diet!!  Maybe my math is wrong?  Left me recount using my toes this time...no no 10 plus 5 is really 15!!  Sick bastards they lied to me!!  So okay, day one was March 8th and my surgery is March 22nd, so I am guessing they don't count the surgery day as part of the OptiFast diet, since I am sure they are going to tell me nothing but water for 24 hours prior to the surgery.  Ah well whatever, I am just getting itchy to get this thing started.

I know this is going to be a long process but everything I had read about this surgery tells me that in 1 year I will be at my goal weight or close enough to it that it wont matter.  It's crazy to think this time next year I might actually be able to wear a bikini!!  I mean I have not worn a bikini since I was in 3rd grade!  How awesome is that?!?!

Plus, in 6 months I am going to be able to shop in the "normal" section of clothes!!  I might actually be a size 12! I haven't seen a size 12 since High School, and size 8 since middle school!  My sister in law is a size 4 I think (she looks like a size 0 to me but what the hell do I know) and I would LOVE to wear the same stuff she does.  She always looks so darn cute, like a supermodel.  I better take a quit time out to say a Mashalla and do a quick knock on wood and I will pinch her when she is here so I don't get accused of putting out evil eyes :p

I am just trying to say she has style!  And I have never really had style, I mean I dressed cute when I was in high school and just out of high school, but I have never been in style - I was always a few decades back lol.  I wore bell bottoms in 4th and 5th grade, and that was the 80's, then in the 90's I wore 80's tights and skirts, and then as an adult I have given up totally and just wear sweats and tee shirts.  I cant wait to wear really cute skirts and something called a "blouse" w00t w00t!!

One other thing I am excited about....VICTORIA'S SECRET!!! YAY!!!  I mean at this weight I went into a Victoria's Secret store for a special they were having on bras.  I was going to get measured and wear a "properly" sized bra for once, but guess what?  The girl was like "ummm we don't carry that size, you might wanna try Fredrick's"  I was so embarrassed!  Now for those of you who are not in the "know" the bras come in cup sizes A, B, C, and so on but also around your chest size and Victoria's Secret is bitch don't like fat folk!! But guess what?  In just a short while I will be able to go into V's and be like "Hello fellow skinny bitches, give me a bra" and thats going to taste soooo sweet!!

Not only that but I will be able to wear whatever the EF I want!!  Imma be running around in matching outfit with my 7 year old!  AND OMG come this Halloween I am going to be able to tramp it up like other skinny girls!!  I AM GOING TO BE A SKINNY GIRL!!!!  Holy crap I am so excited...

*breathing*  Well now you have just experienced the deep dark secrets of the fat girl lol  I am sure there is many other things that are going to rock about being skinnier and healthier but seriously, the only thing I can think about right now is how I am finally going to be able to wear the cute clothes.  Thats so damn vain.

Okay for those of you who I have not alienated yet...I am going to start posting pictures once a month of my progress.  I had a hard time deciding what I am going to wear in these pictures if anything at all, but I really don't want naked pics on the net so I am going to do a bathing suit.  Once I find a proper gallery plugin for this blog I will start posting :)

I think it would be fun to post daily pics and then make a video of the "incredible shrinking woman" but that might take way too much time and I don't know how much time I am going to have, with summer coming up and Demona being out of school.  So we will see.